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Dinosaur Coloring Pictures
Dinosaur Coloring Pictures are a wonderful way of learning about Dinosaurs.
Did you know that a triceratops has three horns? Looking somewhat similar to a rhinoceros, the triceratops fought many a battle with the infamous tyrannosaurus rex.
And when a triceratops gets tired, do you know where it sits?
On its Tricera-bottom 
Printout a fullsize dino coloring picture of a triceatops and have fun coloring it. If it doesn't come off well, dont give up. Just try again. Try try try and you will definitely come up tops.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops.
Halloween Coloring Pictures
Halloween Coloring Pictures are the favourite craft activities now for kids. With halloween just a few days away, letus share some halloween jokes
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A plumpkin!
What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice scream!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
Because he wasn’t very hungry.
What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
What runs around a cemetery but doesn’t move?
A fence!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service!
Where do ghosts pick up their mail?
At the ghost office!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?
He got ticks !
Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !
Why did the witch travel on a broom?
She couldn’t afford a Vacuum Cleaner.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!
What did one vampire say to the other?
Fangs aren’t what they used to be!
What do you call a vampire that’s always feeling peckish?
Snackula!
When do werewolves go trick or treating?
Howl-oween!
What should a short-sighted ghost have?
Spooktacles!
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Why did the skeleton go the party?
For a rattling good time!
Who has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
Who comes out at night and goes “Munch, munch, ouch!”
A vampire with a rotten tooth!
How do monsters count to 13?
On their fingers!
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What’s the ratio of a Jack-o-lantern’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Barbie Coloring Pages
Have you heard about the man who walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter?
Well, he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"
"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"Yeah, well, it's like this … Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture …"
So it makes sense to see Barbie and Ken together And it is also soooo romantic. Like in this Coloring Page of Ken and Barbie together.
You can find more such Barbie Coloring Pages at this link.
